J Boats of Rhode Island has recently invented and cured D.S.D. (Debilitating Smartphone Disease). Characterized by disoriented behavior while fixating on small media screens. D.S.D. has been shown to be directly related to inactivity and reduced levels of adrenaline and excitement. After extensive research and development J Boats of Rhode Island have discovered the cure for D.S.D. in their exciting new J/70 Sportboat – an exhilarating 22′ ramp launchable keelboat able to be operated by any age group at extreme levels.
Do you or one of your friends seem distracted by small media devices?
Do your children lack excitement and adrenaline in their lives?
D.S.D. is a serious affliction that should not be allowed to develop into full blown T.D.S.D. (Tertiary Debilitating Smartphone Disease). Without treatment D.S.D. can develop into a condition characterized by extreme inactivity and a possible quality of life threatening condition when levels of excitement and adrenaline reach extremely low levels in your friends or families systems creating an extreme desire for reduced glare screens and device recharging stations commonly found in land based activities.
*These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any known disease.